Infomercial – The Last Banana

From a young age, I knew what my purpose in life would be. I watched my mother’s weekly struggle with The Last Banana – the tears, the anguish, the black bruises. How was anyone supposed to hang a single, last banana from a banana tree designed to hold multiple bananas? I vowed then to rid the world of the pestilence that resulted in so many wasted bananas. 

Years later, I have made a revolutionary breakthrough. Endless research has led to a solution that is elegant and simple. I have solved The Last Banana problem. 

Now I turn to you for funding. Help me spread awareness for this suburban plague by donating to my Last Banana media campaign. With your help, I will turn to the greatest message delivery medium ever devised: the infomercial.

Together, we can rid the world of bruised bananas.